By Johanne James

Hello there dear reader and how are you? Singular! Good I hope? Then let me begin.

My perfect holiday.
To be honest I’m not one for jumping on a plane and heading off to some far off destination I’ve never heard of or can’t spell. I do that when I’m touring with Threshold. Need I say more? But I must confess that I did once go to Antigua with my mother and two sisters and I must say that we had a great time. It was an adventure indeed. Sitting at the sight of an active volcano on the island of Montserrat was an experience I could never repeat! I could have easily sat at home from the comfort of my armchair and had quite a different experience. Pass me another beer please luv!

What would be my perfect holiday?
Well, it would have to be a combination of sightseeing and touring. Four days on and one day off. Go and see some sights and then return to the grindstone! That would be marvellous to do all over the world, but unfortunately the tour bus can only take us so far! Now you all know how much I hate flying so that has to be taken into consideration, so I thought why not teleport? I wonder how much that would cost? Or if any of you had seen the film Dune? They had Guild Navigators who could take you to any part of the universe in a moment, to travel without moving, to fold space and arrive at your destination in a microsecond. Imagine, I wouldn’t need a van if I could do that, but I wouldn’t be able to afford the cost of a Guild Navigator. Just think, give them the address or coordinates and hey presto, you’re there. Anyway, back to reality. As grand as that would be, it is as yet impossible! But if and when some mad scientist can conjure up the technology that will enable us to travel vast distances in a moment, then we will no longer need planes, trains and automobiles!

Thanks for listening.

Johanne James

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